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PAT REGAN PLEASE WRITE A BOOK

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It’s all we want, Pat!!! I don’t even know what substack is but here I am, with an account to comment on this comment.

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Literally i would buy pats book in an instant....the joy that rushed through my veins reading this....pat i love you and like Brian long i also made an account just to comment

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“It’s not at all what God intended when he made humans OR chickens.” Killed me

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Pat: "Today? I have nothing"

*Proceeds to give us literally everything*

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Pat, what's your Venmo? I haven't laughed in over a year until this essay. I wanna buy you a coffee or two!

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I need a book stat and then I need another book after that with no time in between. thenx!!!!

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don't think I slept on your use of the metric system. keep going king

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This made my day! Currently taking an acting class via Zoom and can only dream of doing an exercise where we react to receiving five finger shoes as gifts. Brilliant

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When are you releasing your memoir?

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I would read an entire book about Pat’s classroom experience, especially with the teacher whose pants fell down.

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same brian

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patrick owen regan is a brilliant writer!

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god these newsletters have medicinal properties

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I’m loving these a lot

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It's crazy that in 2021 the only way an alt comic can establish their credit rating is by applying for an Old Navy store card in person, but sadly that's the world we live in.

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pat ur so good and the voice of our generation. please write the book of essays!!!!

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holy fuck, this was amazing

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i wake up and thank god for the untitled pat regan newsletter

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never ever ever stop writing these i beg

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