I didn’t mean to make my last post *about* anything and I worry I accidentally did, which I lament. Today? I have nothing. My boyfriend’s 5-year old nephew called and made me guess what he did today and I said “legos” and he said yes and then he said he wanted to guess what I did so I said OK and he said “just lie around” and I said yes.
This made my day! Currently taking an acting class via Zoom and can only dream of doing an exercise where we react to receiving five finger shoes as gifts. Brilliant
It's crazy that in 2021 the only way an alt comic can establish their credit rating is by applying for an Old Navy store card in person, but sadly that's the world we live in.
PAT REGAN PLEASE WRITE A BOOK
“It’s not at all what God intended when he made humans OR chickens.” Killed me
Pat: "Today? I have nothing"
*Proceeds to give us literally everything*
Pat, what's your Venmo? I haven't laughed in over a year until this essay. I wanna buy you a coffee or two!
I need a book stat and then I need another book after that with no time in between. thenx!!!!
don't think I slept on your use of the metric system. keep going king
This made my day! Currently taking an acting class via Zoom and can only dream of doing an exercise where we react to receiving five finger shoes as gifts. Brilliant
When are you releasing your memoir?
patrick owen regan is a brilliant writer!
god these newsletters have medicinal properties
I’m loving these a lot
It's crazy that in 2021 the only way an alt comic can establish their credit rating is by applying for an Old Navy store card in person, but sadly that's the world we live in.
pat ur so good and the voice of our generation. please write the book of essays!!!!
holy fuck, this was amazing
i wake up and thank god for the untitled pat regan newsletter
never ever ever stop writing these i beg