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sam's avatar

PAT REGAN PLEASE WRITE A BOOK

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Brian Long's avatar

It’s all we want, Pat!!! I don’t even know what substack is but here I am, with an account to comment on this comment.

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el's avatar

Literally i would buy pats book in an instant....the joy that rushed through my veins reading this....pat i love you and like Brian long i also made an account just to comment

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Kayak's avatar

“It’s not at all what God intended when he made humans OR chickens.” Killed me

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Niki Colet's avatar

Pat: "Today? I have nothing"

*Proceeds to give us literally everything*

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eden's avatar

Pat, what's your Venmo? I haven't laughed in over a year until this essay. I wanna buy you a coffee or two!

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Adventures of a Nymphomaniac's avatar

I need a book stat and then I need another book after that with no time in between. thenx!!!!

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LG's avatar

don't think I slept on your use of the metric system. keep going king

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Alex's avatar

This made my day! Currently taking an acting class via Zoom and can only dream of doing an exercise where we react to receiving five finger shoes as gifts. Brilliant

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Tom's avatar

When are you releasing your memoir?

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Brian Long's avatar

I would read an entire book about Pat’s classroom experience, especially with the teacher whose pants fell down.

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Relevant Bites's avatar

same brian

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sarah's avatar

patrick owen regan is a brilliant writer!

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Kristina's avatar

god these newsletters have medicinal properties

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Karlie's avatar

I’m loving these a lot

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Jon's avatar

It's crazy that in 2021 the only way an alt comic can establish their credit rating is by applying for an Old Navy store card in person, but sadly that's the world we live in.

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sarah's avatar

pat ur so good and the voice of our generation. please write the book of essays!!!!

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Katie Devin Orenstein's avatar

holy fuck, this was amazing

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Nick's avatar

i wake up and thank god for the untitled pat regan newsletter

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soap's avatar

never ever ever stop writing these i beg

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